Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I start getting nervous? I know my name, I know where I’m from . . . this shouldn’t be a problem.
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I think Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
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America: Where moms get a day and sharks get a week.
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I’ve heard a number of people say that they won’t buy a car with power windows because if they crash into a lake, they’ll be trapped. My question is, how bad a driver are you that crashing into a lake is a legitimate fear?
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Not too long ago I was standing in line at the supermarket in a suit and tie, wondering that maybe I was finally all grown up, and that my childhood was over. As I looked down and saw the cartoon characters on my tie and remembered that I had only gone in to get a bag of gummy bears. I figured I was probably ok.
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“I have an idea, the last person out of bed has to make the bed.” “I have a better idea, the only person who cares whether the bed is made has to make the bed.”
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