Goddamn Delightful

Welcome to my site.

I write stories and shit. I enjoy the hell out of it and occasionally I’ll come up with something that has me giggling to myself. I figure I should finally start sharing some of it.

On a groovy note, I recently got a story published in an anthology. I’m officially a published author. I’m totally legit . . . I even have business cards that say as much, so it must be true.

Check it out in the Books section.


Brian: They got a word for people like you.

Me: Oh yeah, what is it?

Brian: Lucky for you I don’t say those words.

– Journal entry from college


I wonder if there’s beer on the sun?

– Rousdower


Happy Birthday!

– Everyone on Facebook once a year, except that smart ass Phil