Yesterday someone at work asked which modern day actors and actresses I would cast for the roles from Gilligan’s Island. That pretty much ended any chance of being productive for the rest of the day.
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There is something uniquely terrifying about realizing that you’ve forgotten to put on deodorant after you’ve already left your house.
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If the banks and Wall Street were as fiercely regulated as McDonald’s breakfast cut off time, there’d be no problems with the economy.
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Why are side effects always negative things like nausea, dizziness, and rashes? I’d like to have side effects include awesomeness, ability to find twenty dollar bills in my pockets, and constantly having a fully charged phone.
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Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I loved when I was younger and realize I had no idea what was going on the first time I saw it.
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“I’m not on Facebook” is the new “I don’t own a TV.”
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