Thought of the Day Jan. 17
“I don’t know about you, but a highlight of my childhood was talking into the fan to hear my robot voice.”
Originally found on ruminations.com/.
Thought of the Day Jan. 16
“Seeing photos of yourself as a child at a birthday party or park is a lot like seeing drunk photos of yourself now. You don’t really remember it, you aren’t quite sure who those people are, but by all means you look like you’re having a great time.”
Originally found on ruminations.com/.
Thought of the Day Jan. 13
“ There is a great need for a sarcasm font.”
Originally found on ruminations.com/.
Thought of the Day Jan. 12
“The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase “Regards” again.”
Originally found on ruminations.com/.
Thought of the Day Jan. 11
“I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really, really gets it.”
Originally found on ruminations.com/.
Thought of the Day Jan. 10
“I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.”
Originally found on ruminations.com/.