Thought of the Day Feb. 2

by Richard Timothy | Feb 2, 2012 | Rumination, Thought of the Day

We all know the drill:
1. Open fridge. Nothing to eat.
2. Open pantry. Nothing to eat.
3. Lower standards and repeat.

Originally found on ruminations.com/.

Thought of the Day Feb. 1

by Richard Timothy | Feb 1, 2012 | Rumination, Thought of the Day

“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this ever.

Originally found on ruminations.com/.

Thought of the Day Jan. 31

by Richard Timothy | Jan 31, 2012 | Rumination, Thought of the Day

“It’s sad that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his crappy ACME gadgets, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.”

Originally found on ruminations.com/.

Thought of the Day Jan. 30

by Richard Timothy | Jan 30, 2012 | Rumination, Thought of the Day

“My bed is way more comfortable in the mornings than during the night.”

Originally found on ruminations.com/.

Thought of the Day Jan. 27

by Richard Timothy | Jan 27, 2012 | Rumination, Thought of the Day

“I miss the days when I would go to the doctor’s office and they would ask what’s wrong and I could just turn to my mother and she’d explain.”

Originally found on ruminations.com/.

Thought of the Day Jan. 26

by Richard Timothy | Jan 26, 2012 | Rumination, Thought of the Day

“I have decided that dryer lint is most likely the cremated remains of all my missing socks.”

Originally found on ruminations.com/.