Thought of the Day, Apr. 20
I can’t help but feel a little self-conscious when I’m the only person in a room and the automatic air freshener decides that’s the time the air needs freshening.
Thanks to my friend Mike for sharing this one with me.
Thought of the Day, Apr. 19
Why is it that the people who claim they hate drama are actually some of the most dramatic people I know?
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Thought of the Day, Apr. 18
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
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Thought of the Day, Apr. 17
When I accidentally type in the wrong chat window, I just play it off like that person should know what I’m talking about. “I can’t believe Jon said that! Are you mad?” “Jon who?” “Oh, Jon . . . Bon Jovi! He said you gave love a bad name.”
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Thought of the Day, Apr. 16
I ask Google all the questions I’m too embarrassed to ask other people.
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Thought of the Day, Apr. 13
Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice . . . just kill me.
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