I have a friend (he’s a high school teacher) who swears he’s done years of research on the subject and can now definitively say that there are indeed stupid questions. There are also stupid people. The later being, in general, very prone to the former.
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I wonder who was the first guy to look at melting, slushy snow and say, “You know, I bet if that were cherry-flavored it’d be delicious.”
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There are times when I don’t spell a single thing wrong, but it just appears that way because my fingers refused to get along with the keyboard.
They say there are loads of technological hurdles to overcome before laser weapons become practical, but let’s be honest here, the only reason we don’t have laser guns is that “pew pew” is not a very intimidating sound.
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My ancestors memorized epic poems and novels and passed them down through the generations by word of mouth. I can’t even remember what movie I watched last night. Thanks a lot, evolution.
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Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I start getting nervous? I know my name, I know where I’m from . . . this shouldn’t be a problem.
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