Thought of the Day, Jun. 12
No, Stayci, I didn’t spell your name wrong, your parents did.
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Thought of the Day, Jun. 11
Few things cause me to worry more than a shaky ceiling fan.
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Thought of the Day, Jun. 8
I hate seeing tiny people in huge cars, but I love seeing huge people in tiny cars.
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Thought of the Day, Jun. 7
When singing in my car at a stop light I refuse to look around at the cars on either side of me, because, obviously, they can’t see me singing if we don’t make eye contact.
Thought of the Day, Jun. 6
Nothing brings two people together like the mutual dislike of another person.
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Thought of the Day, Jun. 5
You’ve got to hand it to gangs. At least they know how to carpool.
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