After years of using the “random” function on iTunes I have come to the conclusion that Apple has in fact created artificial intelligence, and it is clearly prone to mood swings.
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I hate when I think of something really great to say during a conversation, but by the time I get a chance to speak, we’re on a different topic. Do I let it pass and keep the good thought to myself, or do I awkwardly bring up the old topic again?
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I hate when I’m accused of something I didn’t do, because I still smile and blush like I’m a terrible liar. I guess I’m a terrible truth teller too. What the hell is wrong with me?
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The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.
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There should be an “I’m cooking” button on smoke detectors.
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Job interviews are a lot of fun, if you don’t really want the job you’re interviewing for.
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