Why are side effects always negative things like nausea, dizziness, and rashes? I’d like to have side effects include awesomeness, ability to find twenty dollar bills in my pockets, and constantly having a fully charged phone.
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Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I loved when I was younger and realize I had no idea what was going on the first time I saw it.
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“I’m not on Facebook” is the new “I don’t own a TV.”
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I’m not a fan of split-level houses. Who wants to walk into someone’s home and immediately have to make a decision?
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My keyboard needs a removable crumb tray like my toaster.
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If you’re ordering your coffee extra, extra light with 9 sugars then I have some news for you, I don’t think you like coffee.
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