The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn’t the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they’re hatching a dastardly plan.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s Facebook status. Thanks Random Facebook person.
Hey reality TV here’s an idea, instead of shows like 16 and Pregnant, how about something like 18 and Graduated.
If Jessica Biel ever has kids, I really hope she names one of them Batmo.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s Facebook status.
Yesterday someone at work asked which modern day actors and actresses I would cast for the roles from Gilligan’s Island. That pretty much ended any chance of being productive for the rest of the day.
This or a similar version was originally found on ruminations.com.
There is something uniquely terrifying about realizing that you’ve forgotten to put on deodorant after you’ve already left your house.
This or a similar version was originally found on ruminations.com.
If the banks and Wall Street were as fiercely regulated as McDonald’s breakfast cut off time, there’d be no problems with the economy.
This or a similar version was originally found on ruminations.com.