Thought of the Day, Sep. 28
It always makes me smile when people are arguing on a phone call and then attempt to hang up dramatically. . . way to gently touch that screen on your smart phone, I’m sure your message was received loud and clear.
Thought of the Day, Sep. 27
I recently watched a video of my little niece chasing a laser pointer around the room and thought, “It’s amazing how easily little kids are entertained.” Then I realized I had watched that video three times in row.
Thought of the Day, Sep. 26
“Wow, you look good today!” is not really a compliment if it comes with a genuinely surprised look.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Thought of the Day, Sep. 25
I miss those days before the internet when people had thoughts that they didn’t need to share with everyone.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Thought of the Day, Sep. 24
It’s amazing to me how small a box of 800 toothpicks is until it gets left open and accidentally knocked to the floor.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Thought of the Day, Sep. 22
With today being my 5 year wedding anniversary, I wanted to do something with a little more sensitivity than just saying Happy Anniversary, so to sweetie-baby-cutie-pie-wifey-pooh let me just say: It was only half a decade ago today that my life was forever altered like a magnificent unicorn with a pair of lavender colored crystal wings body surfing on a was rainbow wave of flowers and heart shaped boxes of Godiva chocolates. As we shared our vows with one another, the sky was filled with the joyful tears of 1000 cupids happily weeping, as they contemplated retiring since they would never ever again be part of a match so perfect. Every time I think of that day it is as if the Goddess Gaia herself etched our love into the fabric of time to resonate to future generations on Earth and throughout the cosmos so it could be a beacon of truth that love exists and is attainable.
So today, as I look back at the past 5 years, if I could I would create a chariot or love, made out of agarwood with silver inlays, and emerald trim, drawn by a million giant butterflies all attached by a harness made from the hair of every My Little Pony ever created. Then I would don a golden spray tan and cover myself in a toga made from Michael the Archangel’s own silk robe and then circle the globe professing to every living thing on this planet that this day forever be remembered and cherished until the end of time itself. So, umm, yeah. Happy Anniversary and stuff, honey.