Thought of the Day, May 29
Every now and then I stop and think “I know you can hear my thoughts”. You know, just in case.
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Thought of the Day, May 25
Are rats’ asses really ours to just give away at random?
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Thought of the Day, May 24
I have a friend (he’s a high school teacher) who swears he’s done years of research on the subject and can now definitively say that there are indeed stupid questions. There are also stupid people. The later being, in general, very prone to the former.
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Thought of the Day, May 23
I wonder who was the first guy to look at melting, slushy snow and say, “You know, I bet if that were cherry-flavored it’d be delicious.”
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Thought of the Day, May 21
They say there are loads of technological hurdles to overcome before laser weapons become practical, but let’s be honest here, the only reason we don’t have laser guns is that “pew pew” is not a very intimidating sound.
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Thought of the Day, May 18
My ancestors memorized epic poems and novels and passed them down through the generations by word of mouth. I can’t even remember what movie I watched last night. Thanks a lot, evolution.
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