Thought of the Day, Jun. 6
Nothing brings two people together like the mutual dislike of another person.
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Thought of the Day, Jun. 5
You’ve got to hand it to gangs. At least they know how to carpool.
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Thought of the Day, Jun. 4
There needs to be a “No One Cares!” button on Facebook. If someone gets enough NOCs they get put on status update probation.
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Thought of the Day, Jun. 1
You came to my house. You rang my doorbell. Don’t give me that “why aren’t you wearing any pants” look.
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Thought of the Day, May 31
One day I’d like to read the book that apparently has all the oldest tricks written in it.
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Thought of the Day, May 30
Every time I hear a recording of my own voice, I’m convinced that I would not be friends with me if I were someone else.
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