Rumination - Richard Timothy

Thought of the Day, Jun. 15

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

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There should be an “I’m cooking” button on smoke detectors.

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Job interviews are a lot of fun, if you don’t really want the job you’re interviewing for.

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No, Stayci, I didn’t spell your name wrong, your parents did.

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Few things cause me to worry more than a shaky ceiling fan.

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I hate seeing tiny people in huge cars, but I love seeing huge people in tiny cars.

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