“Seeing photos of yourself as a child at a birthday party or park is a lot like seeing drunk photos of yourself now. You don’t really remember it, you aren’t quite sure who those people are, but by all means you look like you’re having a great time.”
Originally found on ruminations.com/.
“ There is a great need for a sarcasm font.”
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“The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase “Regards” again.”
Originally found on ruminations.com/.
“I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really, really gets it.”
Originally found on ruminations.com/.
“I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.”
Originally found on ruminations.com/.
“Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.”
Originally found on ruminations.com/.