Thought of the Day Feb. 1
“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this ever.
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Thought of the Day Jan. 31
“It’s sad that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his crappy ACME gadgets, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.”
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Thought of the Day Jan. 30
“My bed is way more comfortable in the mornings than during the night.”
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Thought of the Day Jan. 27
“I miss the days when I would go to the doctor’s office and they would ask what’s wrong and I could just turn to my mother and she’d explain.”
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Thought of the Day Jan. 26
“I have decided that dryer lint is most likely the cremated remains of all my missing socks.”
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Thought of the Day Jan. 25
“With 2012 still fresh and new, I did want to point out that another year has gone by and I didn’t use algebra once.”
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