Thought of the Day, Mar. 19
Dear sneeze, If you’re going to happen, happen. Don’t put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.
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Thought of the Day, Mar. 15
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance . . . the five stages of me hitting the snooze button every morning.
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Thought of the Day, Mar. 14
It’s sad, but apparently companies can now effectively use “talk to a real person” as a selling point.
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Thought of the Day Mar. 13
It’s amazing how easily “I have 10 minutes to waste before I need to leave,” turns into “Oh crap, I’m running late!”
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Thought of the Day Mar. 12
Sometimes it’s more fun to root against a team than for a team.
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Thought of the Day Mar. 9
Remember in cartoons, when they would stick their hand in a piranha tank and it would come out all bones? Well, that’s BS. What really happens is zoo security approaches you and firmly says “Sir, if you don’t stop disturbing the exhibits you’ll have to leave.”
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