Thought of the Day, Mar. 27
People who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like.
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Thought of the Day, Mar. 26
It’s amazing how much people are willing to lower their eating standards when you insert the word “free” in front of the word “food”.
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Thought of the Day, Mar. 23
When I die I want to be buried with some random animal bone like a giraffe, just to mess with future archaeologists.
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Thought of the Day, Mar. 22
Opening a new tab on your computer and forgetting why is the new walking into a room and forgetting why.
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Thought of the Day, Mar. 21
I always know it’s time to make a trip to the grocery store when I run out of those free plastic bags to use to in the bathroom trash can.
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Thought of the Day, Mar. 20
When someone is showing you their place, is it really necessary for them to state the room we’re looking at? “This is the kitchen. Down here is the bedroom.” How about I just embark on a self-guided tour and if I have any questions I’ll let you know.
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