I always feel a little like a jerk for checking the bag at the drive-thru right in front of the attendant before pulling away. — Actually no, I don’t have confidence in your ability to get my order right.
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I wish the dollar store sold gas.
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Why do we always wish each other sweet dreams? I’d much rather be wished lucrative dreams, or racy dreams, or even car’s paid off dreams.
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I’ve noticed that I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring in all my groceries.
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Oh man, I got up too late to work out again . . . that makes 12 years in a row now.
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Offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
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