I don’t understand those people that fight with their significant other and a minute later set their status to “single”. It makes me wonder, after they get in a fight with their parents, do they change their status to “orphan”?
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I love that feeling when someone cancels plans that you didn’t want to have in the first place.
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I gave my friend’s kid a dollar to eat a hot pepper. I consider this a good lesson because kids need to learn not to do stupid stuff for just a dollar.
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The amount of difficulty I’m having getting the sticker off the surface of my new non-stick pan concerns me.
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Every time I start tightening or unscrewing something, I always find myself muttering “righty tighty and lefty loosey” to make sure I don’t mess things up.
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When my gums bleed at the dentist she always asks when was the last time I flossed. I look at her puzzled. It was 6 months ago. She was there.
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