Because family has arrived in town and my current Smirk is taking much longer than I expected, here’s another installment of “A Brief Moment in Human Ingenuity”. I hope you enjoy…
Lessons 16 – 20.
A brief moment in human ingenuity… Lesson 16: How new Apple toys can breed really bad fashion designs.
A brief moment in human ingenuity… Lesson 17: How to surf the web and drive… ask a plumber with a degree in mechanical engineering.
A brief moment in human ingenuity… Lesson 18: How to use your new keyboard (or mouse) with your old PC.
A brief moment in human ingenuity… Lesson 19: A ripe fix to a rotten situation.
A brief moment in human ingenuity… Lesson 20: How to build your own GPS mount in any car… works great as long as you don’t need to perform any u-turns.
An e-mail from a friend.
Pizza Maker-Actually, I was the guy who slathered the tomato goodness on the dough and peppered it sparingly with toppings. The *maker* I think is yeast and a very hot oven. This was not so much odd as a really bad porn movie. Lots of people wanting to have sex with me, which is fine and all, but most pizzarias are not really employeed by future playboy models and the standard pot head pretty much makes up thew staff. I think 19 might be a tad bit excessive. I think my current employer eyed me like I was some kind of russian prostititue-whatever that looks like-and I have only had like 10ish in 32 years.
Ohh, the tomato smear guy… so was your white apron always covered in spatter tomato juice by the end of your shift? I was always amazed at all the colors and messes that I found on my apron when I worked in a kitchen.