Smirk of the Day, Jul. 11
“Whenever I hear someone yell STOP! I’m never sure if it’s in the name of love, hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jul. 10
“If robbers ever broke into my house in search of money, I’d just laugh and help them look.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jul. 9
“‘Wow, you look good today!’ isn’t really a compliment if it comes with a genuinely surprised look.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jul. 8
“If watching a movie on a big-screen TV with your pants off while enjoying a bag of Doritos is wrong, then you shouldn’t have couches in front of them, Best Buy.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jul. 7
“When I die, I want catnip planted over my grave. That way, when all the stray cemetery cats flock to my grave and frolic there for hours, people passing by will think I was some sort of cat god.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jul. 3
“The increasingly strange sounds my car is making is telling me I haven’t been cranking the radio up loud enough to solve the problem.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.