So I was in a restaurant restroom the other day and saw a sign that said “Employees must wash hands!” I waited in there for 30 minutes, but not a single employee showed up to wash them for me.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s Facebook status. Thanks random Facebook person.
I think I’m going to start calling hangovers “wine flu”.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s Facebook status. Thanks random Facebook person.
I’ve recently discovered that ordering Subway without saying “umm” is much more difficult than you might think.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s Facebook status. Thanks random Facebook person.
At my 20 year high school reunion they gave a prize to the whoever had the most kids, the winner had 7 . . . I recommend the prize be condoms.
I don’t know about you, but I spent most of my childhood terrified that the rhythm was going to get me.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s Facebook status. Thanks random Facebook person.
I was making faces at my 15 month old niece the other day and she laughed so hard is messed itself . . . I’m worry I might be becoming too powerful.