Thought of the Day, Aug. 24

by | Aug 24, 2012 | Thought of the Day

To those of you with kids, if your little one becomes afraid during the thunder and lightning, just explain that Thor is nearby beating up some bad guys.

I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s Facebook status. Thanks random Facebook person.

Thought of the Day, Aug. 23

by | Aug 23, 2012 | Thought of the Day

If I poured my root beer into a square cup, would I end up with just beer? I’m going to find out tonight.

I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s Facebook status. Thanks random Facebook person.

Thought of the Day, Aug. 22

by | Aug 22, 2012 | Thought of the Day

Since campaign ads aren’t subjected to same rules of false advertising as regular ads, I don’t know why more candidates haven’t run with this: “My opponent eats babies. He can’t get enough of them. Is this the kind of distracted man we want in office?”

I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s Facebook status. Thanks random Facebook person.

Thought of the Day, Aug. 21

by | Aug 21, 2012 | Thought of the Day

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free Wi-Fi, that way people will visit me more often.

I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s Facebook status. Thanks random Facebook person.

Thought of the Day, Aug. 20

by | Aug 20, 2012 | Thought of the Day

Can you believe my neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning? 2:30! Luckily for him I was still up practicing my drums.

I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s Facebook status. Thanks random Facebook person.