Whenever my GPS says “Estimated Arrival Time.” I almost always translate that into “Average Time to Beat.”.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s Facebook status. Thanks random Facebook person.
When I was a kid, whenever I got to eat fast food it was a true victory. As an adult though, anytime I eat fast food it always feels like an absolute defeat.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s Facebook status. Thanks random Facebook person.
Sometimes I wonder who came up with hugs? If you think about it the very first hug was probably a little creepy. “Hey, what are you doing? Why are you holding me?” “Shhhh, just trust me.”
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s Facebook status. Thanks random Facebook person.
Ohhh, someone emailed me a news article that is actually a video . . . I guess I’ll never know what it’s about.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
I saw a guy wearing a Ghostbusters tee shirt, dialing a number on his cell. Knowing this chance only comes once in a lifetime, I called out to him, “Who you gonna call?” He replied, “My friend.” I’ve never been angrier at a total stranger before in my life.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
I think all the guys wearing skinny jeans took the phrase “getting in her pants” the wrong way.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s Facebook status. Thanks random Facebook person.