I just ate a whole can of Pringles and am very disappointed. There were only three in the can and they were tennis ball flavored.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’sstatus. Thanks random person.
No matter how old I get, I’m always fascinated and curious about how graffiti artists manage to tag railroad and highway overpasses without killing themselves.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’sstatus. Thanks random person.
Sometimes I wish it were appropriate to say to a complete stranger, “Excuse me, would you like me to show you how to discipline your child?”
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’sstatus. Thanks random person.
Did you know there are species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is due to the antelope’s powerful hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’sstatus. Thanks random person.
Crayons have ‘non-toxic’ written on them. Does that mean at one point they used to be toxic? I wonder how that meeting went. “Alright gentlemen, we have a coloring product here that we hope to sell to every child in America. What should we make it out of?” “Poison?” “Good call Johnson!”
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
There needs to be a warning label on bags of black licorice that say, “Warning: Excessive consumption might turn your waste matter green.” The first time this happened I thought I was dying.