Thought of the Day - Richard Timothy

Thought of the Day, Sep. 21

I wonder if watch/clock salespeople use the selling point, “It goes from 0 to 60 in an hour.”

Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness.

I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

What if the Mayan Calendar actually ends in 5105 and we’re just been looking at it upside down all this whole time?

I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

There needs to be an app that cancels your memberships right before your free trials run out.

I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’sstatus. Thanks random person.

Sometimes I wish my bladder had a snooze button.

I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’sstatus. Thanks random person.

I hate when I’m trying to be handsome and a more handsome man stands next to me and handsomes much harder than I can.

I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’sstatus. Thanks random person.