Whenever I hear someone yell STOP! I’m never sure if it’s in the name of love, hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
If robbers ever broke into my house in search of money, I’d just laugh and help them look.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
I always thought it was dumb that sick was slang for awesome, until I took a paid sick day.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
The other day I overheard a kid adamantly explaining to his friends that the plural of chameleon is chamillionaire. That was the moment I began to worry that we might just be screwed as a nation.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
So it turns out historical reenactors really don’t appreciate it when desperately try to warn them about Hitler.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Whenever I see hitchhikers, I just pretend they’re telling me that I’m doing a great job driving.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.