Thought of the Day, Oct. 17
For almost a year I believed I was a man trapped inside a woman’s body. Then I was born.
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Thought of the Day, Oct. 16
If I were president, my first order of business would be to make all car manufacturers put their gas caps on the same side.
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Thought of the Day, Oct. 15
So they say smell is what amplifies taste . . . that may be so, but trust me when I tell you that spraying air freshener on your food to help the flavor does NOT work at all!
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Thought of the Day, Oct. 12
Sometimes while perusing Facebook, I’ll see a picture with text on it and think, “You know, that teenager with Photoshop is right!” and I completely turn my life around.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Thought of the Day, Oct. 11
There are two kinds of people in this world: people who finish everything they start and people who
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Thought of the Day, Oct. 10
Evolution is a fickle mistress. On the one hand, we can’t really complain since humans ended up with opposable thumbs and huge brains. On the other hand, we can’t fly and our head hurts if we eat ice cream too fast.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.