If a dentist makes their money off of people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothbrush that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Sometimes I wish I was in a gang. That way I’d always know what to do with my hands in pictures.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
I think PETA has the right idea protesting Pokémon in 2012. I imagine the best time to protest anything is 14 years after its relevant. That’s why tonight I’m going to a Bill Clinton impeachment rally, and then after I’m done there I’m going to protest violence in the WWF.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
So a man using Apple maps walks into a bar . . . or maybe a hotel . . . or possibly a church.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
It seems that most Liam Neeson films in the past decade or so have ultimately had the exact same underlining theme: You don’t mess with Liam Neeson.
I was so tired diving home from work yesterday that I stopped at a stop sign and sat there waiting for it to turn green.
I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.