It’s always a little confusing when a singer, whose accent disappears when they sing, talks in a normal conversation. Adele, for example, sounds like Aretha Franklin while she’s singing, but ask her a question and she instantly starts talking like Groundskeeper Willie.
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My friend’s wife thinks it’s cute when their baby throws up on him, but when it’s the other way around, she gets all angry and accuses him of being an alcoholic.
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The names Jet Ski and Sea-Doo make absolutely no sense. Personally, I would have called them boatercycles to avoid any confusion.
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I think I’ve spend approximately 2.7% of my life walking back to the trash can and checking the box to see how long I need to microwave my food.
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I think I may have peaked in Kindergarten. All I really want from life is Oreos, milk, and naps.
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At any given time the urge to sing ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ is just a whim away . . . a whim away, a whim away, a whim away . . .
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