Thought of the Day, Nov. 14

With all this talk about adding Puerto Rico as the 51st state, I think that our new goal number should be 53 states . . . a prime number. You know, “One nation, indivisible . . .”

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Thought of the Day, Nov. 12

I think the main reason Washington passed the marijuana and same sex laws was in hopes that people would stop referring to them as “the state where Twilight happened”.

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Thought of the Day, Nov. 9

When I die, I want catnip planted over my grave. That way, when all the stray cemetery cats flock to my grave and frolic there for hours, people passing by will think I was some sort of cat god.

I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

Thought of the Day, Nov. 7

With Disney taking ownership of Star Wars, I’m looking forward to seeing Darth Vader in all of their princess toy packs.

I think I originally read something close to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.