by Richard Timothy | Nov 14, 2012 | Thought of the Day
With all this talk about adding Puerto Rico as the 51st state, I think that our new goal number should be 53 states . . . a prime number. You know, “One nation, indivisible . . .”
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by Richard Timothy | Nov 13, 2012 | Thought of the Day
I’d like to give a big shout out to all spiders not building their webs at face level.
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by Richard Timothy | Nov 12, 2012 | Thought of the Day
I think the main reason Washington passed the marijuana and same sex laws was in hopes that people would stop referring to them as “the state where Twilight happened”.
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by Richard Timothy | Nov 12, 2012 | Thought of the Day
When I die, I want catnip planted over my grave. That way, when all the stray cemetery cats flock to my grave and frolic there for hours, people passing by will think I was some sort of cat god.
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by Richard Timothy | Nov 12, 2012 | Thought of the Day
With Disney taking ownership of Star Wars, I’m looking forward to seeing Darth Vader in all of their princess toy packs.
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by Richard Timothy | Nov 6, 2012 | Thought of the Day
I got gas yesterday for only $1.39! Sadly, I got it from Taco Bell.
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