I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t there be only one game, the Patriots verses the Redskins, and then after the game the Patriots steal the other teams stadium?
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I forgot I was wearing a blue Polo shirt and khakis when I walked into Best Buy last night. Long story short, I think I may be their new assistant manager.
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I’ve got to say, I’m rather disappointed that a group of squids is not called a squad.
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I just watched my neighbor’s dog bury a tennis ball in their yard. I’m thinking about digging it up and replacing it with a bean and cheese burrito. I bet that would blow the dog’s freaking mind.
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My friend told me that this year, while carving pumpkins with his niece, he heard her whisper to the pumpkin, “This is what happens to snitches.” I told him it’s his fault for letting her watch the Godfather with him.
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I’m waiting for the political rants to stop and the cat gifs to come back.
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