Smirk of the Day, Nov. 30
You know how genies won’t let you wish for more wishes. I say just wish for more genies.
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Smirk of the Day, Nov. 29
I don’t think there are many sounds more soothing than the thwapping of duck feet as they frantically sprint across asphalt. It sounds like it’s raining thinly sliced sandwich meats.
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Smirk of the Day, Nov. 28
I wonder if Hostess will reopen in ten years and hand out golden Twinkies to 5 lucky winners.
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Smirk of the Day, Nov. 27
I sometimes worry that humanity is going to start World War 3 solely because of our affinity for trilogies as a species.
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Smirk of the Day, Nov. 26
Telling someone their fly is unzipped is fairly awkward. First off you have to admit to someone that you were looking at their crotch, and secondly you looked at it long enough to notice something was not quite right.
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Smirk of the Day, Nov. 23
Bieber is single and Twilight is ending. It’s a bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom.
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