Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Growing up I always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.
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I think it would be amusing if guys commented on their friends profile pictures like girls do.
“Bro, you look so handsome!”
“Looking hot, man!”
“OMG, can I like this 2x?!? Your jawline is cray!”
“Ugh, how are you so perfect dude? I’m sooo jelly!”
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Do not expect me to say “bless you” after your fifth sneeze. By then you need to get your ass under control.
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If I were to ever become a professor of anything math related, I’d make an exam in which all the answers are 42. That way I’d get to see my students freak out and at the same teach them that 42 really is the answer to everything.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
You know what’s awkward? Going to the grocery with a giant tin of coins to use on the Star machine and having to walk by the Salvation Army guy ringing the bell.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.