by Richard Timothy | Jan 7, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day
Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, what I usually hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.
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by Richard Timothy | Jan 4, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day
I’m waiting for the YouTube feature that links you back to the original comment that the previous 632 comments are arguing about.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
by Richard Timothy | Jan 3, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day
I only want two things in life: 1. Lose weight 2. Eat. Do you see my problem?
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
by Richard Timothy | Jan 2, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day
One more reason gay marriage needs to be legalized everywhere: Gay Divorce Court . . . I would what the hell out of that.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
by Richard Timothy | Dec 31, 2012 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day
There are only 358 days until Christmas and some people already have their lights up!
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
by Richard Timothy | Dec 28, 2012 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day
I recently had a friend ask me to spell innuendo. I explained to them that innuendo doesn’t work if you have to spell it out.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.