Smirk of the Day, Jan. 15
Celibacy: It’s like having a bet with Jesus.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 14
I’m pretty sure the first instruction on Super Glue should just be “Glue your finger to the object you’re trying to fix or to another finger. Now, that you’ve got that out of the way, let’s begin.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 11
Typing an email to someone and letting them know what a good friend they are changes a bit if you happen to accidentally forget the “r” in friend. Turns out, they really didn’t mind the mistake at all.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 10
They say cats used to be worshiped in ancient Egypt . . . and now, once again, they’re worshiped thanks to the Internet.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 9
“I like watching Martha Stewart on PBS. It always makes me feel a little more badass to get cooking tips from a convicted felon.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 8
So I looked at my email junk folder this morning, and apparently the internet is convinced I’m a single Jewish Christian Asian interested in dating and going to school to become a nurse. Made me wonder if I should be a little more honest when filling out those online surveys.