Smirk of the Day, Jan. 23
I hate it when the realization that it’s Wednesday completely ruins your Friday.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 22
I’ve decided that dryer lint is most likely the cremated remains of all my missing socks.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 21
I feel bad for kids who don’t have a middle name. It’s so much harder to figure out if you’re in trouble when your parent calls out your name. Whenever my parents called out my name and included my middle name, I instantly knew it was time to run and hide.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 18
I’m not sure why, but whenever I catch a cold I really don’t start feeling better until I’ve shared it with someone else.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 17
Seeing photos of yourself as a child at a birthday party or park is a lot like seeing drunk photos of yourself now. You don’t really remember it, you aren’t quite sure who those people are, but by all means you look like you’re having a great time.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 16
My friend told me that at his job people write names on food that they place in the community fridge. Apparently yesterday he enjoyed a turkey sandwich named Gary, and a Pepsi named Denise.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.