It’s sad that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his crappy ACME gadgets, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
My bed is way more comfortable in the mornings than during the night.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
“I miss the days when I would go to the doctor’s office and they would ask what’s wrong and I could just turn to my mother and she’d explain.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
So I was walking down the street and realized that I was going in the wrong direction. But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back the same direction I had just come, I checked my watch, loudly muttered to myself about being late, then turned around; all to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thought I was crazy for randomly switching directions on the sidewalk for no apparent reason.
I’m thinking about changing my wireless network name to “IRS surveillance” just to mess with my neighbors.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
So one perk of being unemployed, most of your days are pants optional.