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Smirk of the Day, Feb. 15

by Richard Timothy | Feb 15, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

Why can’t I bring myself to delete music from my iPod that I know I never listen to? Am I that afraid of pissing off my future self?

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

Smirk of the Day, Feb. 14

by Richard Timothy | Feb 14, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are one of the reasons I have trust issues.

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

Smirk of the Day, Feb. 13

by Richard Timothy | Feb 13, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

A friend recently told me that when he was a kid his father convinced him that the ice cream truck only played music when it was sold out.

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

Smirk of the Day, Feb. 6

by Richard Timothy | Feb 6, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their toy phone . . . you answer it.

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

Smirk of the Day, Feb. 5

by Richard Timothy | Feb 5, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

We all know the drill: 1. Open fridge. Nothing to eat. 2. Open pantry. Nothing to eat. 3. Lower standards and repeat.

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

Smirk of the Day, Feb. 4

by Richard Timothy | Feb 4, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this ever.

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

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