“If I ever introduce two friends to each other and they end up getting married, I think it’s only fair that I be exempt from buying them a gift.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
“When someone’s answer is ‘more or less’ it generally means ‘less’. “Do you know how to get there?” “More or less.” Yeah, they’re not going to make it.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
“If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn’t Photoshop be illegal models?”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
I always give my future self way too much credit when it comes to remembering passwords.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
I have a friend who, once a week, has his dog watch those animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
A lot of people tend to confuse bad decisions with bad luck.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.