Smirk of the Day, Mar. 7
“Opening a new tab on your computer and forgetting why is the new walking into a room and forgetting why.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 6
“I always know it’s time to make a trip to the grocery store when I run out of those free plastic bags to use to in the bathroom trash can.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 5
“Dear sneeze, If you’re going to happen, happen. Don’t put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 4
“Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance . . . the five stages of me hitting the snooze button every morning.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 1
It’s amazing how easily “I have 10 minutes to waste before I need to leave,” turns into “Oh crap, I’m running late!”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Feb. 28
Remember in cartoons, when they would stick their hand in a piranha tank and it would come out all bones? Well, that’s BS. What really happens is zoo security approaches you and firmly says “Sir, if you don’t stop disturbing the exhibits you’ll have to leave.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.