Smirk of the Day, Mar. 25
“I once gave my nephew a dollar to eat a hot pepper. I considered this a good lesson because kids need to learn not to do stupid stuff for just a dollar.”
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 22
“I love that feeling when someone cancels plans that you didn’t want to have in the first place.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 21
“The amount of difficulty I’m having getting the sticker off the surface of my new non-stick pan concerns me.”
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Smirk of the Day, Mar. 20
“Every time I start tightening or unscrewing something, I always find myself muttering “righty tighty and lefty loosey” just to make sure I don’t mess things up.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 19
“I wish the dollar store sold gas.”
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Smirk of the Day, Mar. 18
“I’ve noticed that I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring in all my groceries.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.