Smirk of the Day, Aug. 28
“I’m not sure why, but I am a little disappointed that a group of squids is not called a squad.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 27
“I always enjoy those posts where people accidentally use the status update as the search bar.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 26
“So, turns out that wearing camouflage at your desk so no one sees you sleeping does not work.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 25
“I saw a sign on the highway this weekend that read “Severe weather expected, plan ahead” and it’s a good thing it was there. I could have run out of wine.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 21
“I want to be buried in a spring loaded coffin filled with confetti and a banner over my chest says, “You found me!” That way when I am eventually dug up by a future archaeologist, they will have the best day at work ever!”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 20
“Some days I find myself suffering from a case of rectal glaucoma. That’s when you wake up in the morning and you just can’t see your ass going to work that day.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.