Smirk of the Day, Aug. 28
“I’m not sure why, but I am a little disappointed that a group of squids is not called a squad.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
“I’m not sure why, but I am a little disappointed that a group of squids is not called a squad.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
“I always enjoy those posts where people accidentally use the status update as the search bar.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
“So, turns out that wearing camouflage at your desk so no one sees you sleeping does not work.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
“I saw a sign on the highway this weekend that read “Severe weather expected, plan ahead” and it’s a good thing it was there. I could have run out of wine.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
“I want to be buried in a spring loaded coffin filled with confetti and a banner over my chest says, “You found me!” That way when I am eventually dug up by a future archaeologist, they will have the best day at work ever!”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
“Some days I find myself suffering from a case of rectal glaucoma. That’s when you wake up in the morning and you just can’t see your ass going to work that day.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.