Smirk of the Day, Apr. 4
“I hate that feeling when you are in the middle of a really good story and realize no one is listening to you.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 2
“So does anybody else say “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday?”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 29
“I can’t help but feel a little self-conscious when I’m the only person in a room and the automatic air freshener decides that’s the time the air needs freshening.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 28
“You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 27
“I don’t understand those people that fight with their significant other and a minute later set their status to “single”. It makes me wonder, after they get in a fight with their parents, do they change their status to “orphan”?”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 26
“Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice . . . just kill me.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.