Smirk of the Day, Apr. 12

“Not too long ago I was standing in line at the supermarket in a suit and tie, wondering that maybe I was finally all grown up, and that my childhood was over. As I looked down and saw the cartoon characters on my tie and remembered that I had only gone in to get a bag of gummy bears, I figured I was probably ok.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

Smirk of the Day, Apr. 10

“When I accidentally type in the wrong chat window, I just play it off like that person should know what I’m talking about. ‘I can’t believe Jon said that! Are you mad?’ ‘Jon who?’ ‘Oh, Jon . . . Bon Jovi! He said you gave love a bad name.'”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.