“Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I start getting nervous? I know my name, I know where I’m from . . . this shouldn’t be a problem.”
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“I wonder who was the first guy to look at melting, slushy snow and say, ‘You know, I bet if that were cherry-flavored it’d be delicious.'”
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“That’s enough, Nickelback.”
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“If anyone found out the one password I use for everything, I’d be screwed.”
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“I’ve heard a number of people say that they won’t buy a car with power windows because if they crash into a lake, they’ll be trapped. My question is, how bad a driver are you that crashing into a lake is a legitimate fear?”
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“I think Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.”
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