Smirk of the Day, May 1
“When singing in my car at a stop light I refuse to look around at the cars on either side of me, because, obviously, if we don’t make eye contact they can’t see me singing.”
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 30
“No, Stayci, I didn’t spell your name wrong, your parents did.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 29
“You’ve got to hand it to gangs. At least they know how to carpool.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 26
“One day I’d like to read the book that apparently has all the oldest tricks written in it.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 25
“Every time I hear a recording of my own voice, I’m fairly sure that I would not be friends with me if I were someone else.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 24
“Are rats’ asses really ours to just give away at random?”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.