“After years of using the “random” function on iTunes I have come to the conclusion that Apple has in fact created artificial intelligence, and it is clearly prone to mood swings.”
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“I hate when I’m accused of something I didn’t do, because I still smile and blush like I’m a terrible liar. I guess I’m a terrible truth teller too. What the hell is wrong with me?”
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“One nice thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.”
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“There should be an “I’m cooking” button on smoke detectors.”
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“You came to my house. You rang my doorbell. Don’t give me that ‘why aren’t you wearing any pants’ look.”
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“Nothing brings two people together quite like the mutual dislike of another person.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.